Name night

Every month, No Idea posts a calendar on their website with a new name featured each day. If the name happens to be yours, you're entitled to suck down as many drinks as you please from 5 p.m. to 11 p.m.—completely free. That’s a long-ass time considering the cocktails are served in pint glasses.

Utter cheapskates and preferred lone boozers might want to steer clear, because as the Web site declares: “The evolved human takes Name Night as an opportunity to arrive with friends and tip the bartender. The less erect think they actually deserve this and show up alone. You will not be eligible to receive free drinks if you show up alone.”

Got it? Bring plenty of scratch to tip generously and roll with an entourage not planning to grub off your god-given moniker.

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