Bar Shots: Tribeca, May 2, 2008

The Patriot

The staff at The Patriot is apparently required to wear "slutty" clothes. Not I'm-a-cocktail-waitress-at-a club sexy/slutty, but more along the lines of a 12-year-old dressing up as a “hooker” for Halloween. Our particular waitress donned an old faded denim skirt with a pastel thong peeking out, ripped fishnet knee-highs, hot pink garters, and what appreared to be some sort of lingerie tank top. Very odd and very Kit Deluca à la "Pretty Woman."

And, from the looks of it, they seem to pool their brassieres instead of pooling their tips.