Bartenders' Croquet Tournament

Naren and Sammy | Team Geriatric Haggis

Sammy, left, and Naren, right, are bartenders at a restaurant or bar in New York City, but they refused to disclose its name.

Are you having a good time? Why plaid?
Sammy: We actually thought it was a golf tournament. It wasn’t.
Naren: We stayed for the food.

What’s the bar you work for?
We’re not saying.

Fine. Where’d you get the beards?
Sammy: I’ve been growing it since 1880.
Naren: Since the Gold Rush.