Rude Cruise with Rude Bear 2

Rude Bear, New York's finest costumed party animal, captained a booze cruise around the city

At first we didn't know who Rude Bear was, but then we learned—and it was a beautiful lesson. And now we follow him wherever he goes, like he's the costumed Pied Piper of parties, enchanting us with his magical music and crazy bear dances. Right? Right. Last night he helmed the Rude Cruise 2, a drunken and 100% awesome maritime dance adventure filled with armfuls of glowsticks, buckets of fresh sea air and—of course—much Michael Jackson music. Why the whole city wasn't trying to get on this ship is beyond us.