Mars Bar: User Reviews

I got a handjob from the bartender!!!!!!!
By h67@aol.com from staten island, September 24, 2007

Overall rating:

i don't know what to say. I am an okay looking guy i guess. I was looking for a cheap night out with the guys, and to be honest the summer totally wiped me out of cash. I go into the bar and purchase the ridiculously inexpensive beer and end up practically falling asleep on the bar. Next thing I know, this "sea urchin" creature is literally "PULLING MY PUD" while i was slouched over the bar. Needless to say, I am in love with this bar. My friend Jeremy got a massage from some Pre-op tranny and I think he liked it - because he still calls "it". anyway, this bar is AMAZING. You have to experience it to believe it.