Barbie's 50th Birthday Beauty Pageant

The winner: Recessionista Barbie (who lost her job last Friday)

Barbie aficionados, Barbie wannabes and anyone who's ever wanted to get drunk off Malibu Barbie cocktails gathered at SideBAR on Mon., March 9 to celebrate the iconic and epically bosomed fashion doll's 50th birthday. There was Barbie trivia, Barbie lookalike contests and cake. There were frills, there were bottle blondes and there was a sea of pink. We're sure the Big B would have approved.