Gift guide, drinking division

Flabongo ($19.87)

Flabongo.com
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It's not a flamingo, it's not a beer bong, it's Flabongo: College nostalgia meets kitchy lawn ornamentation. So ridiculous, somehow so appealing. Something about it almost gives us a vaguely ancient-Greek vibe—or maybe we're thinking of those little yeti pots that clean out your nose. Yeah, it's probably them. In any case, Flabongo!