Happy Ending | Former "massage" parlor
As we're sure you know, this late-night Chinatown bar and club specialized in a different kind of naughtiness during its former life—massage. Or, more appropriately, "massage." (Let's just say the bar's name isn't talking about the joy that comes from the last drink of the night.) Head downstairs for a peek at the former spa's tiles, which the current design keeps intact. Just don't get carried away with any sexy ideas—if you try any funny business, the bouncer will manually release you right onto the street.
Happy Ending (302 Broome St. between Forsythe and Eldridge Sts., 212-334-9676)