Competing for the best fist pumps and fake tans. Alcohol, involved.
Have you managed an orange-y brown tan despite the multiple snowstorms this winter? Do you “fist pump” at the clubs? Do you watch a lot of reality tv? If so, the good folks at SideBar had your back with the “Jersey Shore Leaves the Shore” Pageant. Just like the guido-driven MTV program has hijacked America, the ‘Bar invited similar kids from NYC to come down and compete in a a six-category competition (Best Blow Out, Best “Poof”, Best Fake Tan, Best Six-Pack, Best Fist Pump and a Jersey Shore Cast Look-a-Like Contest). Were you snapped?


