'Jersey Shore' party with DJ Pauly D | Sutton Place

Vinny and Pauly D

A dispatch from photographer Gabi Porter. This party was supposed to start at 10, I got to the bar around 8:30-ish for lack of anything better to do and the line was already stretched all the way to 53rd St. It stayed that way all night, or at least until I left around midnight.  There were Snooki-poofs all over (although many were crafted with Bump-Its, and as we know from Snooks herself, that's not classy), there were Situation abs (and flab) aplenty, there were JWoww streaks and the "tits were out." No one quite managed to impress me with their Pauly D hair efforts, I think some guys need to watch the tutorial video again.

When Pauly D arrived with Vinny (with a bonafide and necessary security cordon), it was total pandemonium.  It was like Beatle-mania with more hair product.  One guy kept screaming at Pauly that it was his birthday, and he wanted Pauly to kiss his girlfriend to celebrate. Girls were up on guys shoulders trying to climb over the DJ booth. Gym. Tan. Laundry. Insanity!

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