Winner of Best in Show: Romulus and Remus!
The Iditarod is a sled-dog race in Alaska. The Idiotarod is a shopping-cart race in NYC, in which groups of five "idiots" dress up in costumes and race their carts through the city. Simple as pie. This year, dozens of idiots competed, and although many were winners costume-wise (from the the ladies with starfish boobs to the Garths, from the Gnome People to the people riding in what looked like a sludge-filled toilet bowl), the real, actual winners were The Chefs (first place) and the Roman-themed, chariot-carted Romulus and Remus teams tied for best in show. Congratulations, idiots.