'Portlandia' preview: Pitfalls of parenting

As someone who has read way too many parenting books, I can relate to this sketch from the Feb. 22 episode of Portlandia. In it, Fred 'n' Carrie play new parents trying chill out their child:

Eventually, I realized that no one method/book works perfectly, and perhaps the authors' biggest talent lies in persuading me to spend more money! (That said, I have a really good white noise machine if you...