Hard-to-believe Hollywood hookups

Angelina Jolie

By Elizabeth Snead, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

The Beverly Hillbillies

File this under: What the ... Was She Thinking? Eons ago in celeb hookup years, Angelina Jolie was inexplicably smitten (tattoos, vials of each other's blood, carpet PDAs) with her second husband, scrawny good ol' boy Billy Bob Thornton, whose career went south after their divorce.

Why the split? Word was he didn't take too kindly to sharing his Angel with an orphan she brought home. Count your blessings, Angie. You are so better off!