Snap Judgment: Jonas Brothers

Holly, 54

Do you have a favorite Jonas Brothers song?
I know zero. I just dropped off the kids to go have fun.

You at least must have an opinion on their looks.
I think they’re very cute. They’re like the Beatles were for me. They don’t have songs about sex or drugs or slapping some bitch upside the head. Their songs aren’t about going out and screwing somebody and getting pregnant at 13 like what’s-her-face.

Who?
That Spears girl, Jamie Lynn. Those Spears people are trash with money.