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Last year, when we called out the crappiest restaurant names of the year, we didn't let the restaurants respond for their sins. We were heartless like that. This year we wanted to be a little more constructive. But mostly we wanted answers. JoeDoe? Dirty Candy? Last Licks? And nobody would name their restaurant Flex Mussels without a really good reason. Or would they? —Ryan Dombal
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anonymous from UES - December 25, 2008 at 12:18 PM
this is just such a lame article, i mean this is just really poorly written, a bad story idea and not even good choices for the list. the fact tha...
Report This Comment chefjoedoe from east village - December 09, 2008 at 2:00 PM
Garner i am with you. Especially since the phone call i received never mentioned that we were the butt of this sweet blogger joke piece. I have a...
Report This Comment Garner Quain from Toronto/Charlottetown - December 09, 2008 at 12:36 AM
Let me be the first to respond. My name is Garner Quain, and for what its worth, my wife Megan and I invented Flex Mussels. We named it in a small ...
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