The Great Led Zeppelin Wine Pairing

Dish two: Explanations and diner reactions

Mike (pictured, talking): Back when I was in seminary school, attempting to pair Boones Farm apple wine with "Stairway to Heaven" and having disastrous results, I stumbled upon this little theory: "Led Zeppelin IV" is the record that when you're stoned and listening to it really loud you think the phone is ringing when it's really not. "Black Dog" is like a fully fucking awesome mother fucker—this is when they got really heavy.

David: We're bringing the thunder. We're bringing the tannin. We're bringing the viscosity. We're coming at you with guns blazing, with a Malbec from Argentina.

Mike: If you hear the phone ringing, it's probably not.