I ate my rebate!

All-Wagyu ‘Emperor’s Flight’ at Kobe Club

Eating at Jeffrey Chodorow’s swank leather-studded steak house and not ordering its namesake meat is like going to Atlantic City and not gambling (in a word, pointless). Therefore, the next time you’re dining under those 2,000 dangling samurai swords, you might as well indulge in the meal that will make all other steak dinners look like McDonald’s mystery chopped meat: the Emperor’s Flight of all-Japanese Wagyu beef ($395).

The flight of 4-ounce filet, 4-ounce sirloin and 10-ounce rib eye, cut from the highest grade of Wagyu with a fat marbling score of 8 or higher, is made for two—but you’ve got an appetite for decadence, so this one’s all you. A tip: Start things off with the Royal Shellfish Plateau ($95), because with your incentive check, the world is your oyster—and your jumbo shrimp, and your mussels, and your clams, and your Alaskan king crab legs…

Perfect for: Singles
Rebate: $600
Total bill: $531.04
Change: $68.96

Kobe Club
68 W. 58th St., 212-644-5623