Snap Judgment: Costume shopping

Dave, Abracadabra employee

METROMIX: What’s the most popular costume this year?
DAVE: Pirates.
METROMIX: Any crazy costume requests?
DAVE: People want to piece together their stuff, like they want to do the Dolly Parton wig and then they want the prosthetic boob. They’re really open about it.
METROMIX: What where you last year?
DAVE: I had a long coat that said orgasm donor.