Dear rappers: Please. Stop. Acting.

Method Man/Redman

The Mistake: "How High"

Scenario: Two stoners smoke some magic pot that helps them ace Harvard's entrance exams. Hilarity and/or hijnks occur as they teach Harvard's stuck up students how to relax a little.

Rapper-Turned-Failure: The double-headed beast known as Method Man/Redman has begotten several other atrocities (such as their ill-advised TV series). Method Man is passable on "The Wire," but directors should definitely pass on Redman faster than the Dutchie to the left hand side.