Dear rappers: Please. Stop. Acting.

Ice T

The Mistake: "Tank Girl"

Scenario: It's the future and things really suck. A hyperactive raver-looking woman befriends a mutant kangaroo (Ice T), finds a tank and fights a mega corporation that rules the post-apocalyptic world.

Rapper-Turned-Failure: Time has shown that Ice T's agent has an open door policy for scripts. But seriously, a thuggish mutant kangaroo? Just say no, Ice T.