Family, shmamily

10. Barney from 'How I Met Your Mother'

Barney is the ultimate dudewich with a side order of homeboy. Around the holidays, Barney is the perfect guy to dip out for a night on the town when dinner table conversation turns to politics, money or any combination of the words "career" and "path." Pay heed to the Bro Code, and get ready for a night of nonstop high fives and legen—wait for it!—dary catch phrases.