Mustache March

James Franco

Usually smooth as a sexy baby’s bottom, Franco grew out his upper lip fuzz to give him some screen cred for the '70s-era film "Milk"—because everyone had a mustache back then—and it worked for him in the film. So, if looking like a stoned truck driver straight outta ’78 is a part of his bag, then he should rock on with his ‘stached self. Otherwise, we suggest a Bic and some aftershave, stat!