Halloween, our way

K-Fed

WHAT YOU’LL NEED: A hot new rap about having full custody of your kids. Well, two of them, at least.

OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: The two kids. You know—if Britney’s mom can’t babysit like usual and that other baby mama is busy.

TIP: Make sure your driver’s license is up-to-date and issued in the proper state before driving thru at any fast food joints with the boys in tow.