Halloween, our way

Danny Bonaduce

WHAT YOU’LL NEED: A muscle suit, eyes as red as your hair, a creepy porn stache and a really bad attitude.

OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: A Jonny Fairplay to taunt and make bleed in front of large boo-ing crowds.

TIP: Act like you’re in a good hugging mood, then pull out the old wrestling moves. No one will press charges on Halloween, we swear.